westonzoyland 14/12/2014

Hi Andy

Dave here, Frank’s morning at zoolo land was not good for him he is sundays shit shooter it is going to be the lowest score of the year. And i will get a trophy made that can be passed on every year
im sure that you story telling will be enough to humiliate him . if you need the scores again they are first round frank 22 from 50 dave 45 from 50 second round frank 28 from 50 dave 47 from 50
franks new interest dress making or knitting can’t be as bad as his shooting .
thanks andy
from G T
may the clays be with you x

WELL ITS NOT SO GOOD FOR YOU DAVE AS YOU ARE THE SHIT SHOOTER THIS MONTH AT PODIMORE POST TO BE DONE SOON
FRANK WHAT CAN I SAY TWO WEEKS ON THE TROT YOU ARE GOING GREAT GUNS FOR GETING THE END OF YEAR TROPHY FOR
THIS YEARS SHIT SHOOTER THATS 2 STICKERS AT THIS RATE I WILL HAVE TO GET MORE DONE FOR YOU YOUR CAR WILL LOOK
GOOD WRAPPED IN SHIT SHOOTER .CO.UK STICKERS COULD IMPROVE THE PRICE OF THE SKODA!!!
WELL DONE FRANK

Frank

D BENNETT

Westonzoyland clay shoot

Hi Meerkat

It was a glorious autumn’s day here in the U.K, sun was out, blue skies, no wind and 48 degrees so some of the crew went to Springway Park Westonzoyland for a friendly hundred birds, Barry didn’t make it as he was suffering, said that 12th pint of Doombar must have been a bad one.

Anyway without further ado let’s have three cheers for Frank, today’s donkey in last place. Hip hip hooray!

Me = 74/100
Big Gay Al = 62/100
Dave (GT) = 61/100
Frank = Embarrassingly low/100

Later mang

Dereck

Frank