The Cotwolds fight back

Hi Guys

With the “My shit don’t stink trio” off at Ashley that left Big Gay Al and myself without any mates, even our new buddy Doug “Digweed” snubbed us with a better offer from The Brize Norton Gun Club but that doesn’t matter to us we had a fantastic time.

As usual the Cotswold Gun Club didn’t disappoint with its heady mixture of testing and simple clays, the wind blowing at 50 mph and driving rain made the shooting exciting and most enjoyable

Entry into the ground
Entry into the ground
The Parking Lot
The Parking Lot
Claire busy in the clubhoiuse
Claire busy in the clubhouse
Stand 3 in the bushes
Stand 3 in the bushes
The "Wind tunnel" elevated stand
The “Wind tunnel” elevated stand
A shot of the ground
A shot of the ground

 

So who shot shit? I hear you ask. Big Gay Al was today’s shit shooter, he shot so shit he doesn’t even deserve a picture on Shit Shooters, now that must be some shit shooting. Instead we are featuring the beaming victor

Holy fuck I look cool all windswept and interesting in "The Wind Tunnel"
Holy fuck I look cool all windswept and interesting in “The Wind Tunnel”

 

Happy shooting

Dereck

 

 

The wedding singer at Ashley

Hi Guys

For the second time in as many weeks the “my shit don’t stink” trio disrespect their mates and sneak off to Ashley for a 100 bird registered.

The scores were pretty irrelevant as the usual suspects claimed the glory and poor old Mr Van Damme was left floundering in last place but what was of quite some considerable relevance was Mr I don’t shot with more than five’s sartorial elegance.

The weather was blowing a hooligan complete with driving rain, “Wait one minute”, Mr I don’t shot with more than five is heard to say “I will slip into my waterproof trousers.

So what would you expect if some one said “I will just slip into my waterproof trousers? Maybe some black or blue PVC farmer specials, some hi-vis knocked off from British Rail or even some camo from your local hunting supplies shop, no not Mr I don’t shot with more than five, he is auditioning for The Wedding Singer 2

The wedding singer gets into character
The wedding singer gets into character

 

What's this? The Wedding Singer and Mr Van Damme having a little hanky panky behind the Range Rover
What’s this? The Wedding Singer and Mr Van Damme having a little hanky panky behind the Range Rover

 

Happy shooting

Dereck

Andy looks a twat and baz fucks up at Kingweston

Hi Guys

Well it seems once again the “my shit don’t stink” trio skulked off to a secret shoot at Kingweston failing to invite any of their mates, I guess that’s probably because they no longer have any mates having fucked them off so often.

I do not have the scores I can only assume that was because they were so shit the cards were accidentally lost.

Anyway their efforts were immortalised forever as clayshooting.tv were there to record all the shenanigans, you might like to watch the debacle for yourself.

Doesn't Andy look a twat in that hat?
Doesn’t Andy look a twat in that hat?

 

Baz fucking up and Andy still looking a twat in that hat
Baz fucking up and Andy still looking a twat in that hat

 

Baz trying to look cool for the camera
Baz trying to look cool for the camera

 

Happy shooting

Dereck

Doug “Digweed” has constipation at Westfield

Hi Guys

Well it appears our intrepid new shooter Doug has a sense of adventure and entered a 120 bird registered at Westfield today, got to hand it to the guy he dives in balls deep.

Well things went as you would expect and out of approximately 200 guns our man Doug storms into last palce with a 46/120, what a shit score, but to be fair it was a good dozen clays more than we had all predicted.

Three cheers for Doug just for having a go, Hip Hip…….

Doug (Small)

Happy shooting

Dereck

Will thought he could trust a fart at Woodspring Bay

Hi Guys

Your blogmaster was off stalking once again so couldn’t make it to the newly re-opened Woodspring Bay shooting Ground at Wick St Lawrence, Somerset, however some of the crew did.

Before we get to the shit shooter here are a few pictures of the fledgling shooting ground. Shoots are held every other Saturday from 10am – 3pm

A small canteen area has been set up
A small canteen area has been set up
For more details call this man
For more details call this man
The Bean
The Bean
Storage unit
Storage unit
Mike putting his feet up
Mike putting his feet up
Andy with another silly hat on
Andy with another silly hat on
A different Mike busting clays
A different Mike busting clays

 

And to todays shit shooter a big round of applause for Will, unfortunately I do not have any pictures of the diarrhea skid mark so you will have to use your imagination.

Happy shooting

Dereck

Baz has a bad day at Meadowcroft

Hi Guys

As previously mentioned Baz and myself went to Meadowcroft Shoot on our own today for a swift 100 birds as all our mates had deserted us.

I have been sworn to secrecy on the actual scores but what I can say is although we were both well into the 70’s  Baz shot shit trailing me by two whole clays.

A big cheer then for today’s dried on skidmark….Baz

Baz off to a good start 9/10
Baz off to a good start 9/10

 

Abbey looking on in disbelieve as Baz starts to shoot shit
Abbey looking on in disbelieve as Baz starts to shoot shit

 

Now the rot is really setting in on an easy going away
Now the rot is really setting in on an easy going away

 

Fuck, I might aswell stayed in bed
Fuck, I might aswell stayed in bed

 

Happy shooting

Dereck

Baz rescues Thomas

Hi Guys

On our trip to Meadowcroft shoot today Baz found Thomas the tank engine half burried in the dirt, feeling sorry for poor old Thomas he recueded hime from his muddy grave, took him home, cleaned him up and now is pushing him around his lounge making “Choo choo” sounds.

In the dirt
In the dirt
In the bath
In the bath
Drying off
Drying off
Just look at that happy smile
Just look at that happy smile

 

Happy shooting

Dereck

New shooting ground at Meadowcroft

Hi Guys

All our mates were doing other things today so Baz and myself tried out a new shooting ground (scores to follow).

Billed as “The shooting ground you have all been waiting for” Meadowcroft Shoot near Marksbury, Somerset was quite a surprise. Nestled in a little valley several hundred yards literally off the beaten track a lot of work has gone into making two car parks, paths through the shooting ground and installing some comforting facilities. There was a superb  variety of birds, from testing long distance teal and loopers to easy to miss close rabbits and crossers.

One slight annoyance was they were taking CPSA registration numbers as if it was a registered shoot and charging the same for birds only,  £36 a round

 

Meadowcrft flyer

 

Baz headed straight to the burger van
Baz headed straight to the burger van

 

Baz surprised by the flavour
Baz surprised by the flavour of his tea

 

Baz with his "That was shit" face on
Baz with his “That was shit” face on

 

Some pictures of the layout

 

Meadowcroft view from car park

Meadowcroft view of the ground

Meadowcroft view of the ground 1

Meadowcroft view of the ground 2

 

Definitely worth another visit on April 19th

Happy shooting

Dereck

Mr Van Damme fluffs it at The South West Shooting School

Hi Guys

Baz, Mr “I don’t shoot with more than five” and Terry went for a secret 100 bird CPSA registered at The South West Shooting School, Devon today, completely forgetting to invite thier mates, which will be remembered come the day of reckoning.

Anyway it appears Terry claimed his usual spot in last place with a shit display of shooting worthlessness

Terry

Happy shooting

Dereck