Shit morning here in the U.K, cloud, rain, wind, 50 degrees, all in all a great day for shooting so Baz, Big Gay Al and myself slunk off to Springway Park, Somerset for a friendly 100 birds on a Sunday morning
All went quite well for the first few stands and then I started to shoot like a right cock, Stevie Wonder could have hit more clays, I could have redeemed myself on the last stand in the second round but no, threw it all away on a couple easy quartering birds
It was Bridgwater Shooting Club’s weekly clay shoot at Cannington, Somerset this evening and as usual I didn’t get an invite, had nothing to do tonight and would have liked to go shooting, guess I have no mates.
Anyway it appears there was a difficult stand as one of our star players shot a duck and one managed to hit one clay, a feat also managed by the reigning world champion shit shooter Andy “Meerkat”
So to the scores
Even with a quacking Andy “The Hat” came out on top
Sliding into second place Baz
The cream always floats to the top well the shit always sinks to the bottom
Hot off the presses news that Andy “The Hat” and Terry Van Damn went to Longridge for a 100 birds registered, not much of a surprise there you may say and I agree, but what was a surprise is Andy had his ass handed to him by Mr Van Damn
As most of you probably know half of the crew went to Cyprus for a week’s shooting (I didn’t even get an invite by the way) and up until now the only details I have received were a few pictures from Baz and a picture of a rather nice bollard.
I now have some more pictures but not many details so stay tuned for some updates
An over cast day here is the U.K, the threat of rain, 55 degrees but the wind is holding off so me and Big Gay Al went to the Cotswolds Gun Club for a friendly 100 birds.
It appears after floundering in the wilderness for the last few weeks I finally found some form beating Al by a whole stand Right from the start Big Gay Al was pushed further and further behind. I was shooting like a god and Big Gay was shooting like a cabbage, stand afer stand I was slowly ripping him a new asshole, then to compound the agony he shot a quacker, yep that’s right a big fat goose egg on an average looper with an easy rabbit, it was pitiful to watch he would have hit more throwing rocks at the clays
Today’s mouldering shit pile steaming in the morning sun, Big Gay Al
Gorgeous day for shooting here in the U.K , sun was out, 55 degrees and not a whisper of wind so me and Big Gay Al went to Ashcombe, Devon for a friendly 90 birds stopping at “The grill on the hill” for breakfast on the way.
It all started so well, Big Gay shot first, a left/right crosser down in a ditch followed by a high incommer dropping way out there and had a good start, then me also putting in a good score.
And so it went on, Big Gay in front by a clay, me in front by a clay, what a friendly shoot. Onward and upward to the last few stands, uh-oh a pair of driven one midi, one mini. I bat first, SHIT! 5/10 what a fuck up! Big Gay to the stand a perfect 10/10. Next a pair of quartering and I pull one back.
Finally the last stand a following pair crossing on the left, Al manages 5/10 which means I need 8 to win, not too difficult I think it looks reasonably simple. WHAT THE FUCK! I get a duck, Big Gay is quacking his balls off as are two guys waiting to shoot, oh the humiliation, the shame.
Not sure where all our mates went this weekend as I haven’t heard from any of them yet but me and Big Gay went to Mendip Shooting Ground for a friendly 96 birds stopping at The Lillypool Cafe, Shipham on the way for breakfast.
A great morning’s shooting was had by all, first Big Gay was a couple clays in front, then I was a couple clays in front and it all came down to the last stand, an easy left/right crosser, on report an easy right/left crosser and I completely fucked it up, my pucker went handing victory to Big Gay Al.
Today’s shit smear on the pavement of defeat
Couldn't hit a barn door