Dereck shoots like a cock

Hi Guys

Big Gay Al, Baz and myself went to Springway Park, Westonzoyland this morning for a friendly 100 birds. The weather started out shit raining quite appreciably but by part way through the first round it had stopped and was warming up to a point you had to strip down to shirt sleeves.

Baz came in first place as usual with 72/100

Baz looking bored
Baz looking bored

Big Gay Al waltzed into second place with 61/100

Al shaking off last night's beer
Al shaking off last night’s beer

And I was shooting like a complete cock, worse than a beginner, worse than Andy Meerkat, even Stevie Wonder could have put in a better performance. I was shooting with a significant dis-advantage after my trusty Beretta 682 broke an ejector Wednesday evening I had to use my Browning Gold Hunter semi-auto

Todays used diaper is Dereck with a miserable 50/100

Today's shit splattered wellie, Dereck
Today’s shit splattered wellie, Dereck

 

Baz dusting teal
Baz dusting teal

Happy shooting

Dereck

Shit Pool Players

Hi Guys

After tonights interclub shoot at North Newton Andy, Baz, Terry and myself stopped off at The Orchard Inn West Huntspill for a couple of jars and a game of pool

The Orchard Inn
The Orchard Inn
Andy
Andy
Baz
Baz
Terry
Terry

Happy pool shooting

Dereck

Interclub Shoot Round 1 – North Newton

Hi Guys

Tonight was the first round of the interclub shoots between Westonzoyland, Cannington, Shipham and North Newton shooting grounds held at North Newton, me and Big Gay Al met  Andy, Baz and Terry at the ground about 6pm and set off for a 50 birds of interclub rivalry.

Dereck looking serious
Dereck looking serious
Andy at the oche
Andy at the oche
Baz getting in the zone
Baz getting in the zone
Terry showing us how not to do it
Terry showing us how not to do it
Big Gay Al slipping one out
Big Gay Al slipping one out
The competition
The competition
More shooters having fun
More shooters having fun
The tower stand
The tower stand
Mike getting some unheplful advice from Andy and Terry
Mike getting some unhelpful advice from Andy and Terry
The trap of the devil
The trap of the devil

I had a bit of a disaster on stand five when an ejector in my gun failed to perform to its design specification

Broken lower barrel ejector
Broken lower barrel ejector

The overall scores

Scores from North Newton June 2015
Scores from North Newton June 2015

Happy shooting

Dereck

 

No shit shooters this week

Hi Guys

Whilst half the crew went to Marksbury (still no scores sent in ) me and Big Gay Al went to The Cotswolds Gun Club for a friendly 100 birds on a Sunday. What a great day for shooting it was, a little overcast, slight breeze and 65 degrees.

The shooting was good as well, first Al in front by a couple clays, then I was in front by a couple clays, a real nail biter that came down to the last pair on the last stand, Al needed the pair to draw even, no pressure there then, and he got them, bit chippy and I swear it was the wad not a chunk of clay.

Smiles all round
Smiles all round
If only I could hit driven his ass would have been mine
If only I could hit driven his ass would have been mine

Happy shooting

Dereck