The My Shit Don’t Stink Trio in Devon

Hi Guys

How quickly the my shit don’t stink trio forget their new friends from Cannington a couple weeks ago and head off to Ashley Clay Shoot near Tiverton, Devon for a hundred birds registered

Baz - The purple headed warrior
Baz – The purple headed warrior

Our star player Baz coming in  first as usual (and was second in class) with 84/100

Mr I don't shoot with more than five
Mr I don’t shoot with more than five

Andy coming in second with 80/100

Terry stood in something nasty
Terry stood in something nasty

Terry – Always the christmas log that wont flush on 49/100

Happy shooting

Dereck

 

The Uninvited at Shipham

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Following on from a great day’s shooting in Devon “The Uninvited” (Dereck & Big Gay Al) ventured to The Shipham Shoot for a quiet 100 birds stopping off at The Lillypool Cafe for breakfast, without Baz to embarrass us with a Faggot Breakfast it was Full English all round.

Big Gay couldn’t really get his shit together this morning trailing right from the first stand, the poor old chap must be feeling his age having overdone it in Devon yesterday.

Big Gay Al and Dereck
Big Gay Al and Dereck

Dereck = 79/100

Big Gay Al = 72/100

Happy shooting

Dereck

 

The Three Amigos In Devon – Part 3

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After the first round warm up it was off on the short three-mile drive to The South West Shooting School for the second round.

My shooting in the second round was a little mediocre with Al just managing to stay tantalizingly just out of reach, meanwhile Baz was romping off into a unasailable lead

The scores

Baz - Purple provides a rich foreground color enhancement
Baz – Purple provides a rich foreground color enhancement

Baz scores gold with 82/100

Big Gay Al - These pinapples maximize the perceptive ability of the eye in a variety of lighting conditions
Big Gay Al – These pineapples maximize the perceptive ability of the eye in a variety of lighting conditions

Silver medal goes to Big Gay Al on 74/100

Dereck - The pink cocktail flamingo lens and frame is engineered to yield a perfect optical experiance
Dereck – The pink cocktail flamingo lens and frame is engineered to yield a perfect optical experience

Dereck round two’s stinking pile on 71/100

The “On the day” scores

Baz = 159/200

Dereck = 152/200

Big Gay Al = 151/200

There weren’t really any losers today, just a group of guys out shooting having a good time.

Happy shooting

Dereck

The Three Amigos in Devon – Part 2

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After breakfast at The Northgate Inn we headed out for the 30 minute drive to The North Devon Shooting Ground for the first hundred birds of birthday fun.

Making up a group of seven with some shit shooting pump action heroes we made our way to stand one an easy going away followed by an easy incommer to warm up on, our shooting was pretty even for the whole round, Al slipped down a little but me and Baz fucked up the last couple stands which allowed Big Gay to regain a little dignity.

And onto the score

A shooting god
A shooting god

Dereck claimed the round one gold medal with 81/100 but everyone  knows “It’s all on the second round”

Big Gay Al taking a high one
Big Gay Al taking a high one
Baz half shadowed in an air of mystique
Baz half shadowed in an air of mystique

Happy Shooting

Dereck

The Three Amigos in Devon – Part 1

Hi Guys

As previously mentioned in “Pumping One Out In Devon” today was Big Gay Al’s birthday and tomorrow is Baz’s birthday  so Al, Baz and myself headed to Devon for two hundred birds of birthday fun,  one hundred birds at The North Devon Shooting Ground and one hundred at The Southwest Shooting School.

As is traditional on an excursion into Devon we stopped at The Northgate Inn for a hearty shooter’s breakfast, however one amongst us proceeded to have what can only be described as a “Faggot Breakfast”

Baz having a faggot breakfast
Baz having a faggot breakfast

Happy shooting

Dereck

Pumping one out in Devon

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Today was Big Gay Al’s birthday and tomorrow is Baz’s birthday  so Al, Baz and myself headed to devon for two hundred birds of birthday fun,  one hundred birds at The North Devon Shooting Ground and one hundred at The Southwest Shooting School, details on the scores to follow in another post.

Meanwhile at the North Devon Shooting ground we were included in a group of guys from Leicester on a “Pump action” weekend.  It appeared after the first stand they were well worthy of a mention in the shit shooting hall of fame after almost universally fucking up an easy going away followed by an easy incommer.

Blaming it on an excess of beer and whiskey the night before they soldiered on actually having intermittent mild flashes of brilliance.

Who were these shit shooting pump action heroes and what were the scores?

Wessa - Wrong side drive
Wessa – Wrong side drive

In first place shooting from the wrong shoulder Wessa on 78/100

Grezza - Nice hat
Grezza – Nice hat
Ted - Where's bill?
Ted – Where’s bill?

In joint second place was Grezza and Ted on 71/100

Ian bringing up the rear
Ian bringing up the rear

So that just leaves Ian today’s  shit stained underwear on 68/100

Happy shooting

Dereck

Spot the Pilla shooting glasses competition

Hi Guys

To celebrate surviving one year of Shit Shooting online we are running a competition.

One of the shit shooting legends pictured below is wearing a five hundred pound pair of Pilla shooting glasses, can you guess which one?

Spot the Pilla shooting glasses
Spot the Pilla shooting glasses

 

From the left is it?

A. Big Gay Al

B. Baz

C. Dereck

Email your answers to the Blogmaster by the end of September to be in with a chance of winning fuck all

Happy shooting

Dereck

Big Gay Al gets a shooting lesson

Hi Guys

Once again me and Big Gay Al are the uninvited, I did however hear that Baz was having a day’s entertainment with his wife, still paying for those Pilla shooting glasses I reckon.

So on a miserable rainy day interspersed with torrential downpours we headed to Springway Park Westonzoyalnd for 100 birds.

Turned out Big Gay Al’s Browning was no competition for the repaired Beretta and after the first stand was already seven clays behind, he managed to pull back a couple before once again I showed him how to shoot a couple of long distance crossers, Al finished so far behind I do not even think science has a name for the number.

 

Dereck Back on form
Dereck Back on form

Dereck back on form and kicking ass

Big Gay Al all smiles as usual
Big Gay Al all smiles as usual

Big Gay Al, he wasn’t smiling today

Happy shooting

Dereck

Interclub shoot round 3 – Cannington

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Tonight saw the third round of the local interclub series at Cannington, so I picked up Big Gay Al and headed out for 50 birds of friendly rivalry.

Upon arrival an amazing thing happened, me and Big Gay Al (the uninvited) joined the my shit don’t stink trio who had already arrived sporting a fourth member, Will.

For a change Cannington put on a good selection of birds including what must have been the best rabbit I ever saw, it rolled out of the trap for about 12 yards than dropped over the edge of a bank and down a short hill out of sight.

Group photo
Group photo

From left to right Baz, Andy, Will, Terry and Big Gay Al

What about the scores

Baz Star player
Baz Star player

In first place Baz, no surprises there then

Andy taking a high bird
Andy taking a high bird

Coming in second Andy

Big Gay Al, yeah still smiling
Big Gay Al, yeah still smiling

Just in the medals Big Gay Al

Terry swinging high
Terry swinging high
Dereck fighting a malfunctioning musket
Dereck fighting a malfunctioning musket

Joint forth Terry and Dereck

So that only leaves this weeks pox infected butt hole…..

Will might as well have been throwing rocks
Will might as well have been throwing rocks
The scores
The scores

The overall scores and standings after three rounds

Happy shooting

Dereck

Addendum

Part way through the second or third stand my faithful Beretta 682 once again failed to perform to its design specifications, with an intermittent trigger problem, difficulty in opening the gun and consequently lack of spent cartridge ejection.

Amid calls of “You need to throw that shit in the bin” Baz and Andy couldn’t resist a couple quick birds with 28 inches of Italian craftmanship.

Andy enjoying my 28 incher
Andy enjoying my 28 incher
Baz stroking my boom stick
Baz stroking my boom stick

The following day (Friday) Baz on his way to the smith swung by the shop to collect my gun, after some though decided it wasn’t worth taking and binned it

Beretta in the bin
Beretta in the bin

Till next time

Dereck

The “My shit don’t stink trio” at Meadowcroft

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It appears after their little tiff the my shit don’t stink trio have kissed, made up and are once more a trio, going to a registered at Meadowcroft today.

In order of performance

Baz out in front as usual
Baz out in front as usual

Our star player leads the way as usual

Andy coming second, not what his wife says!
Andy coming second

Andy always the bridesmaid

Terry pointing the finger of doom
Terry pointing the finger of doom

Today’s Cleveland steamer Terry

Happy shooting

Dereck