For a while now Big Gay Al has had an urge to try out a flush and as luck would have it at West Littleton’s annual charity clay shoot there was a 40 bird two man flush
So Big Gay Al and myself took a quick 35 minute drive north and met Tony at The Toby Carvery Almondsbury for a £3.99 all you can eat breakfast before doing another 20 minutes east to West Littleton near bath, where we met Popular Jim, Dave and Little John.
It was a glorious day for shooting, light fluffy clouds filled the blue skies with a light breeze keeping things cool
I know you are all gagging to know the scores so without further ado here they are…
Little John was high gun with a stunning 84/100
Big Gay Al takes the silver medal with a respectable 79/100
Popular Jim doing the soft shoe shuffle took the last place on the podium with 78/100
And that just leaves the also rans.
In joint fourth was Dereck and Tony on 77/100
And finally today’s shit filled wellie
Dave proving once again farmers can’t shoot with 67/100
The my shit dont stink trio picked up a fourth member today on a trip to Gunsite, Gloucestershire for a 100 birds registered. I had a couple of photos sent to me earlier taken with Baz’s left bollock, he apologized for the quality saying his right bollock takes better pictures.
Must have been an easy layout as the scores were quite high.
Yeah, yeah no prizes for guessing who came first with 86/100
Coming in second was Matt on 84/100 a most respectable score
In third place was Andy with 75/100, if he hadn’t stopped of at the Lai DIng Light massage parlour for a quick happy ending maybe he would have shot better
That only leaves poor old Terry bringing up the rear on 69/100
This was loads of fun and to make things interesting the “High” house bunny was orange and considerably quicker than the black “low” house bunny
Then it was onto a round of sporting, we did seven stands out of a possible nine with it neck and neck all the way until the dreaded driven, the devil of all clays. It was my turn to set the pace and I completely fucked up, smashing the first pair I never hit another, whilst Big Gay on the other hand walked off with a ten straight
It was a glorious September morning for shooting so me and Big Gay Al took the 80 minute drive north to The Cotswold Gun club to simply blow away 200 rounds, no score cards, no pressure just a couple of buddies shooting shit!
Our star play Baz is on yet another vacation to sunny Lanzarote, I reckon that is about the fourth time this year, I must be in the wrong job. So that just left Andy and Terry to keep the my shit don’t stink flag flying, however missing his buddy Andy made some lame excuse about being too busy to shoot and stayed at home jerking off
With Baz on vacation and Andy jerking off it was time for Terry to shine, he and Dr John went for a 100 birds at Longridge
Terry won the day with a magnificent 68/100
Unfortunately even the enhanced chroma shift technology of Dr John’s Pink Flamigoes couldn’t save him from a humiliating defeat with 63/100
Couldn't hit a barn door