Dave proves farmers can’t shoot at West Littleton

Hi Guys

For a while now Big Gay Al has had an urge to try out a flush and as luck would have it at West Littleton’s annual charity clay shoot there was a 40 bird two man flush

West Littleton Clay Shoot

So Big Gay Al and myself took a quick 35 minute drive north and met Tony at The Toby Carvery Almondsbury for a £3.99 all you can eat breakfast before doing another 20 minutes east to West Littleton near bath, where we met Popular Jim, Dave and Little John.

It was a glorious day for shooting, light fluffy clouds filled the blue skies with a light breeze keeping things cool

A view of the ground
A view of the ground
Another view of the ground
Another view of the ground
The motley crew booking in
The motley crew booking in
The burger chefs kept everyone fed and watered all day
The burger chefs kept everyone fed and watered all day
The crew waiting to shoot
The crew waiting to shoot, Big Gay Al, Tony, Dave, Little John and Popular Jim (taken from his best side)

I know you are all gagging to know the scores so without further ado here they are…

Little John
Little John – Several ex girlfriends can attest to that!
Little John's winning shooting stance
Little John’s winning shooting stance
The look of determination
The look of determination

Little John was high gun with a stunning 84/100

Big Gay Al - Does this guy ever stop smiling?
Big Gay Al – Does this guy ever stop smiling?

Big Gay Al takes the silver medal with a respectable 79/100

Popular Jim
Popular Jim

Popular Jim doing the soft shoe shuffle took the last place on the podium with 78/100

And that just leaves the also rans.

Dereck looking as cool as ever
Dereck looking as cool as ever
Tony our ethnic minority representative
Tony our ethnic minority representative

In joint fourth was Dereck and Tony on 77/100

And finally today’s shit filled wellie

Dave wasting lead
Dave wasting lead

Dave proving once again farmers can’t shoot with 67/100

Happy shooting

Dereck

Baz has the shits

Hi Guys

The my shit don’t stink trio were back down to a duo this weekend as Baz cried off on an early start for a 100 birds registered at Meadowcroft Shoot,  Marksbury with a bad case of the shits.

That just left Andy and Terry representing.

Andy enjoying my 28 incher
Andy enjoying my 28 incher

No prizes for guessing Andy came in first on 78/100

Terry pointing the finger of doom
Terry pointing the finger of doom

Coming in with a strong 65/100 Terry will be a force to be reckoned with in about 75 years

STOP PRESS

That last pint of Doombar was a bad one
That kebab must have been off

Captured on CCTV Baz had the shits bad

Happy shooting

Dereck

Interclub shoot final round – Westonzoyland

Hi Guys

Today was the last round of the interclub series of shoots between Cannington, Shipham, North Newton and Westonzoyland shooting grounds at Springway Park, Westonzoyland, my home ground.

Weather was good, started a little misty but the sun soon broke through making for a fine morning’s shooting.

Mike and a friend arrive like lambs to the slaughter
Mike and a friend arrive like lambs to the slaughter
A crowd gathers at stand 5
A crowd gathers at stand 5
A view from the west end
A view from the west end
The Boss - Jackie
The Boss – Jackie
Baz reflecting on a poor first round
Baz reflecting on a poor first round and Big Gay Al pretending to look interested
Big Gay Al - He shot shit but is still smiling
Big Gay Al – He shot shit but is still smiling
Mike fabricating teh scores for Shipham - It's teh only way they can win
Mike fabricating the scores for Shipham – It’s the only way they can win
Baz checking his tyre pressures
Baz checking his tyre pressures

I haven’t got the final scores yet but as soon as I do they will be posted here

Happy shooting

Dereck

The my shit don’t stink quartet at Gunsite

Hi Guys

The my shit dont stink trio picked up a fourth member today on a trip to Gunsite, Gloucestershire for  a 100 birds registered. I had a couple of photos sent to me earlier taken with Baz’s left bollock, he apologized for the quality saying his right bollock takes better pictures.

Must have been an easy layout as the scores were quite high.

Baz -Purple suits me
Baz purple suits me

Yeah, yeah no prizes for guessing who came first with 86/100

Matt
Matt – The Hi-Lux of destiny

Coming in second was Matt on 84/100 a most respectable score

Andy at the Lai Ding massauge parlour
Andy at the Lai Ding Light massage parlour

In third place was Andy with 75/100, if he hadn’t stopped of at the Lai DIng Light massage parlour for a quick happy ending maybe he would have shot better

Terry stood in something nasty
Terry stood in something nasty

That only leaves poor old Terry bringing up the rear on 69/100

Happy Shooting

Dereck

Skeet Bunnies At Ashcombe

Hi Guys

Today me and Big Gay Al took the sixty minute drive south to Ashcombe Adventure Centre stopping as usual for breakfast at The Grill On The Hill As a bit of a warm up we started with some Skeet Bunnies

Skeet bunny "High" house
Skeet bunny “High” house
Skeet Bunny "Low" house
Skeet Bunny “Low” house

This was loads of fun and to make things interesting the “High” house bunny was orange and considerably quicker than the black “low” house bunny

Big Gay busting a pair of bunnies
Big Gay busting a pair of bunnies
Dereck re-loading
Dereck re-loading

Then it was onto a round of sporting, we did seven stands out of a possible nine with it neck and neck all the way until the dreaded driven, the devil of all clays. It was my turn to set the pace and I completely fucked up, smashing the first pair I never hit another, whilst Big Gay on the other hand walked off with a ten straight

Al- You can't see it but he is all smiles
Al- You can’t see it but he is all smiles

The winner Al taking a high bird with ease

Dereck - Wondering what the fuck he is doing
Dereck – Wondering what the fuck he is doing

Dereck, seriously thinking about taking up golf

Happy shooting

Dereck

Sole survivor of the my shit don’t stink trio

Hi Guys

Our star play Baz is on yet another vacation to sunny Lanzarote, I reckon that is about the fourth time this year, I must be in the wrong job. So that just left Andy and Terry to keep the my shit don’t stink flag flying, however missing his buddy  Andy made some lame excuse about being too busy to shoot and stayed at home jerking off

With Baz on vacation and Andy jerking off it was time for Terry to shine, he and Dr John went for a 100 birds at Longridge

Terry blasting his way to victory
Terry blasting his way to victory

Terry won the day with a magnificent 68/100

Dr John sporting a priceless pair of Pink Flamingoes
Dr John sporting a  pair of Pink Flamingo executive shooting glasses

Unfortunately even the enhanced chroma shift technology of Dr John’s Pink Flamigoes couldn’t save him from a humiliating defeat with 63/100

Regards

Dereck