The trio ride again

Hi Guys

The my shit don’t stick trio got back together today for a quick 100 birds at Podimore, unfortunately due to a recent computer failure I no longer have the scores so you will have to accept this half assed report.

Andy no more than five mates
Andy no more than five mates
Terry showing off his bionc finger
Terry showing off his bionc finger
Baz chillin
Baz chillin

Happy shooting

Dereck

 

Dereck has no mates…..

….but Chris came to the rescue

Hi Guys

Baz is off with his carney buddies, haven’t heard from the my shit don’t stink duo and Big Gay Al  is still suffering from the mega ass kicking he got last week (in fact I heard his self-esteem took such a battering he has had to have a course of counselling with a sports psychiatrist after seriously thinking of knocking clay shooting on the head) so I was left with no mates.

Until that is shooting buddy Chris came to the rescue with the offer of a morning’s deer stalking in Devon

Chris with a nice Roe buck from the 2007 season
Chris with a nice Roe buck from the 2007 season

We set off for Devon at about 6am whilst it was still dark aiming to get to the stalking grounds just as light was breaking. The weather wasn’t bad 45 degrees, dry and a little cloudy but with the wind blowing 10mph from the north-east it meant we had to approach the stalk from not the ideal direction.

Unfortunately it wasn’t Chris’s day and after stalking some deer for a while was unable to get a clear, safe shot.

I had a better time of it and managed to take a  Red Stag from 102 yards with a perfect heart/lung shot, he weighed in at 171 lbs field dressed on the game dealer’s scales.

A fine young Red Stag
A fine young Red Stag

Normally I probably wouldn’t have taken a deer as fine as this one but our land owner is crying out for the deer population to be thinned out a little and with hinds still out of season taking a stag was the only option.

Happy shooting

Dereck

Big Gay Al shot mega shit at Zulu

Hi Guys

A dreary old Sunday here in Somerset 40 degrees and a thick fog ideal conditions to go clay shooting, so I picked Al up about 9:30 and we headed off to Springway Park Westonzoyland for a friendly 100 birds.

Dereck was on stunning form
Dereck was on stunning form

Dereck was on stunning form, it was a total surprise when he actually missed a clay, having a belter of a day for a total of 86/100

Big Gay Al - He was shit and although you cannot see it I bet he is still smiling
Big Gay Al – He was shit and although you cannot see it I bet he is still smiling

Big Gay Al on the other hand was mega shit, I have never seen some one shoot so shit, it is hard to put into words just how shit Al was, he shot shittier than a shitty thing that was shit for a miserable total of 56/100 (Okay you lot quit laughing you will hurt Al’s feelings)

Happy shooting

Dereck