Dereck gets naked at Springway Park

Hi Guys

Still seems not much claybusting activity at the moment, Big Gay Al is up to his elbow in sheep, I am stalking and I haven’t heard from the my shit don’t stink trio.

Anyway today Big Gay Al and myself did get some shooting in at Springway Park, Westonzoyland. It was a cloudy blustery sort of morning with the wind making some interesting clays, we hooked up with Trevor at the ground and headed out for a friendly 100 birds.

I made my usual slow start and by midway round Al had a three clay lead with Trevor way way behind, on the home stretch I made a come back needing only a couple clays on the last stand to secure victory but what a disaster, I only managed a quacksaver on the last bird leaving the door wide open for Big Gay Al, he didn’t exactly take advantage but he did do enough to pip me at the post.

Onto the leader board

Would you like to see some puppies little girl
Would you like to see some puppies little girl

Big Gay Al the smiling winner

I feel so naked without my hat
I feel so naked without my hat, the reflection off that forehead can be seen from space

Dereck “No hat” in second place

Trevor with a semi
Trevor with a semi

Trevor bringing up the rear in last place.

Happy shooting

Dereck

I hit those rabbits, honest guv!

Hi Guys

It appears Andy and Terry are once again a duo today, I guess Baz is still recovering from several  weeks of jerking off with his carney buddies.

Anyway the duo arrived at Meadowcroft, Marksbury, Somerset for a 100 birds registered a little later than usual after stopping for breakfast at the Lillypool cafe Shipham. On the way in they met Gary West Trucks who was just leaving after shooting a round of 58, he said it was all a bit gloopy and some cars were sliding down the slope into parked cars down in the lower car park which meant the duo had a bit of a stroll down from the upper car park.

Andy started the round with a straight and was all set for a monster score, a few stands later Terry was at the oche a pair of low crossers, a couple of pairs in and the trapper didn’t see a hit and asked our man if he had hit them, honest Terry said “No” and with his place in heaven assured carried on with a clear conscience.

Nothing much happened until the last stand a fast rabbit followed by a looper, apparently Andy missed two rabbits by a country mile but the trapper announced he had straighted the stand, “Well” said Andy “If she gave to me I will take them”. I don’t know how he can sleep easy at night

Which from the scores (See note below) I have makes this weeks winner …….

Dr John sporting a priceless pair of Pink Flamingoes
Dr John sporting a priceless pair of Pink Flamingoes

Yeah that’s right Dr John, those expensive shooting glasses must really be paying dividends

Terry blasting his way to second place
Terry blasting his way to second place

Terry “Bionic finger” came in one clay behind the doctor

Note:

Andy "I did hit those rabbits, honest guv"
Andy “I did hit those rabbits, honest guv”

After an extraordinary meeting of the commitee it has been decided to a null Andy’s score for being a cheating A-rab which makes him this weeks pus oozing boil on a gorilla’s arse.

Happy shooting

Dereck

Big Gay Al Shoots Shit Again

Hi Guys

Having not been claybusting since kicking Al’s ass big style and having no stalking, I called Al to see if he wanted another ass kicking, he did.

So I picked him up about 8:17am and off we went to Ashcombe Adventure Park, Kennford, Devon for a friendly round of sporting followed by a friendly round of skeet bunnies, stopping as is traditional for breakfast at The Grill on The Hill, Haldon Hill, Devon.

Big Gay Al’s shooting woes continued with what would have been a convincing ass thrashing but luckily for him I completely fucked the last stand only managing a quack saver and he made a small come back finishing  six behind, he didn’t fare much better on the skeet bunnies missing six overall to my four.

Dereck on it like a car bonnet
Dereck on it like a car bonnet

Dereck showing how it should be done

Big Gay Al looking surprised he hit one
Big Gay Al looking surprised he hit one

Al shot so shit he should take up crochet

Happy shooting

Dereck

News update

Hi Guys

There has not much activity on shit shooters for a few weeks now, I did get some scores come in from Terry of the my shit don’t stink trio but owing to my computer breaking down (I think it got a bad case of Gaymidgetpornitus) haven’t been able to post anything, hopefully later this week I can get back on the case, in the meantime though here is a quick news update.

Star player
Star player

It’s carney season so our star player Baz has been jerking off in the carney shed with his carney buddies.

Big Gay Al - Does this guy ever stop smiling?
Big Gay Al – Does this guy ever stop smiling?

Big Gay Al took such a pummeling on his last shoot at Springway Park he hasn’t been able to pick up a gun since, making all sorts of excuses about fences to put up, working and farm stuff to do.

Reaching for a high one
Reaching for a high one

With the deer season started Dereck has been off in the woods with Chris his stalking buddy

Mr Bionic finger
Mr Bionic finger

Terry took some time out to have a bionic finger fitted, he can now miss an easy pair in half the time

Andy in the zone
Andy in the zone

Haven’t heard from Andy, I guess with no mates to play with he has been playing with himself

Dr John sporting a priceless pair of Pink Flamingoes
Dr John sporting a priceless pair of Pink Flamingoes

Not sure what Dr John’s been up to, looking so cool I expect he has been having a hard time fending off the chicks.

The look of determination
The look of determination
Popular Jim
Popular Jim
Tony our ethnic minority representative
Tony our ethnic minority representative
Dave wasting lead
Dave wasting lead

New comers to shit shooters John, Jim, Tony and farmer Dave went to Mork a few miles north of Chepstow just over the bridge last week where once again Dave proved farmers can’t shoot.

Happy shooting

Dereck

Gary West Trucks made up the trio

Hi Guys

With Baz in the carney shed jerking off with his carney buddies the my shit don’t stink trio were back down to a duo today for a 100 birds registered at Podimore. As it happens Andy and Terry met Gary West Trucks and were once again a trio.

After a poor start on a hard layout the scores that came in were ……

Andy looking like Terry's bionic finger just went straight up his ass
Andy looking like Terry’s bionic finger just went straight up his ass

Andy was today’s winner on 71/100

Terry pointing the finger of doom
Terry pointing the finger of doom

In second place with a respectable showing was Terry on 60/100

Gary West Trucks
Gary West Trucks might as well stayed home

In last place with 56/100 today’s used bog roll Gary West Trucks

Happy shooting

Dereck