Chideock Charity Shoot

Hi Guys

Today the annual charity shoot at Chideock near Lyme Regis in aid of the air ambulance was held and me, Big Gay Al and Joss (Japanese Toilet Boy) took the hour and something drive to have some claybusting fun all in a good cause.

Upon arrive my old Town Car promptly got stuck in some soft mud in the gateway, we weren’t the first and were not the last to fall victim to that soft spot, after being unceremoniously pushed to one side it was time to check in.

It was a great 50 bird layout with a good mix of easy and not so easy clays including one little teaser that looked so easy but no one was hitting.

Mark the guy oranising the show
Mark the guy oranising the show
Taking the money
Taking the money
A view of teh ground
A view of the ground
Stands one & two
Stands one & two
Filling the traps
Filling the traps
Japanesse Toilet Boy getting down on a bird
Japanese Toilet Boy getting down on a bird
Big Gay Al fucking up again
Big Gay Al fucking up again

So what were the scores

After two rounds I came out on top with 82/100

A shooting god
A shooting god

Japanese Toilet Boy came in second with 69/100

Chideock 2016 (1)
Japanese Toilet Boy looking cool

That only leaves Big Gay Al today’s steaming pile coming in last for the second week running with a miserable 67/100

Big Gay Al - Rubbing mustard into his sausage makes him smile
Big Gay Al – Rubbing mustard into his sausage makes him smile

Happy Shooting

Dereck

Big Gay Al big fail

Hi Guys

Yet another Sunday, yet another fine day for claybusting and yet another trip to the Cotswold Gun Club for Big Gay Al and Myself, once again stopping for breakfast at The Toby Carvery, Bradley Stoke and this time we actually didn’t end up heading for London when I rejoined the M5

Things started great for the pair of us with a couple of 8’s and 9’s but then the rot set if for poor old Al, he went so far off the boil he froze solid, he couldn’t hit the proverbial barn door, I don’t even think he could have broken one lying on the ground.

Dereck a shining beacon of shooting greatness
Dereck a shining beacon of shooting greatness

Dereck fresh from defeat last week shows Al he let him win

Big Gay Al this week's shit filled nappy but still smiling
Big Gay Al this week’s shit filled nappy but still smiling

Big Gay Al going for the shit shooter world crown 2017

Happy shooting

Dereck

Dereck Gets His Ass kicked At Ashley

Hi Guys

It was a glorious April’s day here is The West Country, it was 50 degrees, sun was shining, a few fluffy white clouds against a blue s with a blustery 20mph south-easterly breeze, just the weather for busting clays.

So I picked up Big Gay Al about 8:09 and we headed to The Hilltops Cafe, Pawlett for breakfast before heading down to Ashley, Tiverton for some shooting fun

There were some great clays laid on and the blustery wind added to the excitement. I made my usual slow start with a six on the first stand an incommer stalling in the wind before dropping left or right followed by a left – right crosser, not that difficult really. Al made an equally slow start with a five. Onto stand to and Al improved with a nine and I didn’t get any better, stand three we broke even, Al then hit into a winning streak with a row of nines and tens, leaving me crying in the dirt.

I pulled a few back on the home straight  and only needed eighteen out of ten to win, giving it a good go only dropping one clay was not quite good enough with Al showing how it was done today finishing on 108/140

Three cheers for Big Gay Al, Hip, Hip!

Two stands behind and still smiling
One stand in front no wonder he’s smiling

Happy shooting

Dereck