Woodspring Bay Charity Shoot

Hi Guys

Today at Woodspring Bay  there was a charity shoot in memory of Sam, Dr John’s grandson, raising money for Cots For Tots and Above & Beyond. Naturally the shit shooters are always happy to contribute to a worthy cause especially when there is some shooting involved, so me and Big Gay Al  met up with Tony for some clay busting fun.

Dr John loading the finger of doom
Dr John loading the finger of doom or is he indicating the number of clays hit on the last stand

The main man Dr John sporting an exclusive pair of palm tree shooting glasses, the yellow lenses giving a superior optical enhancement under low light conditions.

Prize table
Prize table

Plenty of raffle prizes donated by shooters, never did find out how many cartridges in that jar, reckon there weren’t 158

Chillin' between rounds
Chillin’ between rounds

Time for a little BS between rounds

A pair of twiddlers
A pair of twiddlers

The twiddle brothers on stand one twiddling

Group Of ShootersWoodspring Bay Charity Shoot May 2016

I Can Smell The Bullshit Woodspring Bay Charity Shoot May 2016

 

Out On The Range Woodspring Bay Charity Shoot May 2016

Out on the ground

Alf looking dangerous
Alf looking dangerous

Alf

Bionic finger dusting clays
Bionic finger dusting clays

Terry making light work of stand one, must have been all that twiddling

If a smile could break a fly Al would get a straight every time
If a smile could break a clay Al would get a straight every time

Big Gay Al looking rather pleased with himself

Tony starring the clay down
Tony – These clays better break or the equal rights commission will hear of it

Tony breaking clays with an intense stare

And I guess that just leaves today’s backed up sewer

Dereck hitting the sky with another shot
Dereck hitting the sky with another shot

Yep it’s me again, seem to have hit into a spell of shit shooting

Happy shooting

Dereck

 

 

 

Al back on form at Shipham

Hi Guys

Apologies for the lateness of this post but a couple of weeks ago I had a catastrophic computer failure so am slowly grinding back in action on a new iMac, after using a Windows computer since time began it’s taking a little getting used to.

Anyway on with the show.

We decided to slum it today with a trip to Shipham up on the Mendip hills in Somerset, stopping as usual for a fine breakfast at the Lillypool cafe.

Al was shooting like a demon with a straight on the first three stands, me on the other hand was nursing a bad back and not doing so well. Al almost took high gun on the day but was pipped by one clay by Trevor.

Trevor blasting a road to victory
Trevor blasting a road to victory
Big Gay Al smiling his way to second place
Big Gay Al smiling his way to second place
Will showing Big Gay Al what a real smile looks like
Will showing Big Gay Al what a real smile looks like

And that just leaves today’s bucket of shit

Dereck looking professional even though he can't shoot for shit
Dereck looking professional even though he can’t shoot for shit

Happy shooting

Dereck

Andy’s piles taste Terry’s size 10

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Our Star trio Baz, Andy “No more than five” and Terry “Bionic finger” were also at Meadowcroft this morning but we ( Big Gay, Me and Toilet Boy) are not allowed to shoot with them.

No guesses for who came out on top.

Baz with his gay European man bag
Baz with his gay European man bag

In second place putting in a stunning performance Bionic Finger

Terry feeling the pressure wipes a booger
Terry feeling the pressure wipes a booger

If the cream always floats to the top, the shit always sinks to the bottom and no amount of hemorrhoid cream is going to sooth the ass kicking Terry dished out today.

Andy "The hat" with no hat getting his ass kicked.
Andy “The hat” with no hat getting his ass kicked.

An honorable mention to Dr John for trying to bribe the officials

Dr John bribing the officials with 40 quid and Baz looking on in disbelief
Dr John bribing the officials with 40 quid and Baz looking on in disbelief

Happy shooting

Dereck

Big Gay kicking ass

Hi Guys

In an unusual departure from our usual practice of just taking in the cheaper numpty shoots Al, Jos and myself persuaded by Alf decided to have ago at a CPSA registered shoot, so off we all went to Meadowcroft, Marksbury near Bath in Somerset.

Meadowcroft is a great shooting ground set in a valley with a mixture of easy, teasing, testing and what the fuck birds it makes for a good mornings claybusting.

Al has finally found some form after spending a few weeks floundering in the shit pile and came out on top

Big Gay Al making it look easy
Big Gay Al making it look easy, you bet he is smiling

Next in line was myself, I couldn’t hit the side of a bus this morning even managed a quacking

All I could do was blow smoke sideways, no wonder I couldn't hist shit
All I could do was blow smoke sideways, no wonder I couldn’t hit shit

Finally today’s shit filled wheelbarrow, Japanese Toilet Boy

Who cares what some one as shit as this looks like.
Who cares what some one as shit as this looks like.

Happy Shooting

Dereck

Big Gay Al back from the dead

Hi Guys

After three humiliating defeats in a row Big Gay Al desperately needed a win bad so I picked up Japanese Toilet Boy (Joss) and Al and we headed off for a mediocre breakfast at The Hilltops cafe before setting off into darkest Devon for a hundred and forty birds at Ashley near Tiverton.

Right from the start Big Gay Al meant business with a nine on the first stand, followed up by a straight ten and a couple of eights, kind of left me and Japanese Toilet Boy playing catch up.

The round went on and Big Gay Al was in his element, nine, ten, ten, eight, eight, he was like a shooting god only slipping with a couple of fives on the whole round.

A huge cheer for Al back from the dead

At last Al has something to smile about
At last Al has something to smile about

I came in second trailing by almost a whole stand

Dereck on it like a car bonnet
Dereck under orders from Trudy to let Al win

And that only leaves today’s shit splattered thunderbox, Japanese Toilet Boy

All the gear no idea
All the gear no idea

Happy shooting

Dereck

Ashcombe defeat number three for Big Gay Al

Hi Guys

Big Gay Al was desperate for a win after losing twice in a row so knowing I never seem to shoot very well at Ashcombe, Kennford, Devon suggested we go there today. As usual we stopped for a great breakfast at The Grill On The Hill, Halden.

The shit set in for Al right from the start and it never got any better, eventually finishing a whole stand behind. Always the smiling optimist “Never mind he said I will get you on the skeet bunnies”. Well that didn’t work out so well for him either losing by three clays.

Losing three weeks running now Big Gay Al is in the lead for the 2017 world shit shooting crown

Big Gay Al at the exact moment a wasp flew up his ass
Big Gay Al at the exact moment a wasp flew up his ass

I was under orders from his better half Trudy to leave him on the side of the motorway if he lost, but when I pulled over just south of Cullompton to ditch him he started to cry and promised to shoot better next time so I felt sorry for him and gave him one last chance

It is getting embarrassing shooting with Al he is so shit so I am looking for a new shooting buddy, anyone want to go shooting this Sunday call me.

Happy shooting

Dereck