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Rare Breeds Charity Shoot Huntworth 2016

Hi Guys

Today was the second annual Rare Breeds Survival Charity Shoot held at Huntworth just off of the M5 junction 24.

The Rare Breeds Survival Trust is a charity dedicated to preserving rare and native breeds of farm livestock.

The day started with me and Big Gay Al meeting Sausage at Junction 24 Market for breakfast before meeting the other shit shooters at the shoot.

Once again the shoot was held over an open field of stubble and a fine mixture of easy, challenging and what the fuck birds were put on by the organisers.

 

The check in
The check in
Dave sweating over a hot grill
Dave sweating over a hot grill
The layout
The layout
Discussing tactics
Discussing tactics

The Three Stooges discussing tactics

So what was the outcome?

Al smoking the clays
Al smoking the clays
Alf using the both eyes shut technique
Alf using the both eyes shut technique

Big Gay Al and Alf tie for first place on 40/50

Dereck earning points for artistic impression
Dereck earning points for artistic impression

Dereck came in a respectable 3rd with 36/50

Little John struggling to fill a tight pair of biggie smugglers
Little John struggling to fill a tight pair of buggie smugglers

One behind in fourth was John on 35/50

Tony "Chairman Moa's batman"
Tony “Chairman Mao’s batman”

A valiant effort by Tony with 34/50

Sausage rubbing one out
Sausage rubbing one out

And finally today’s bucket of bull semen was Sausage with a miserable 28/50

So till the next time happy shooting

Dereck

Simo losers at Meadowcroft

Hi Guys

With Big Gay Al still recovering from his nasty masturbating injury, I once again had no mates, luckily Alf and Tony were going to Meadowcroft, Marksbury near bath for a swift hundred birds only, so I tagged along.

The first few stands started well for me and Alf hitting eighty/ninety percent while Tony was struggling to find any form, by two thirds distance me and Alf were neck and neck kicking some serious Chinese butt.

However on the home straight me and Alf hit into a spell of shit shooting while Tony all of a sudden turned into a shooting god and couldn’t miss.

All in all it was some good friends having a good time, a little banter and some good fun shooting

So how did it end?

Tony claimed victory for China on the last stand.

Tony had chairman Mao on his side
Tony had chairman Mao on his side

And the simo losers in joint second place me and Alf

Alf - Good how they can make the stock of this DT11 look like real wood
Alf – Good how they can make the stock of this DT11 look like real wood
Dereck - What do I have to do to win?
Dereck – What do I have to do to win?

Happy shooting

Dereck