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Everyone kicks Baz’s ass at Ashley

Hi Guys

As everyone knows nothing can be kept secret from the shit shooting paparazzi for too long and it appears the trio may have been back in action today at Ashley near Tiverton, Devon

Details are a little sketchy but they could well have been joined by Gary “The legend” , Dr John also shot but we are not sure if he joined the trio, um, er…. quartet.

So the scores

Andy took the honours with a reasonable 76/100

Andy "The hat" with no hat taking the gold medal
Andy “The hat” with no hat taking the gold medal

Next up the Legend with 72/100

The Legend with his serious hat on
The Legend with his serious hat on

Bionic finger takes the bronze medal with a magnificent effort

Terry blasting his way into third place
Terry blasting his way into third place

And that just leaves today’s shit shooter. Everyone had a piece of Baz’s ass and when we say everyone, we mean everyone, A class shooters,  B class shooters, C class shooters, even the birds only crew got in on the action.

Baz must have been on his period
Baz must have been on his period

Just time for an honourable mention to Dr John, always there making up the numbers, always having a good time, always with his faithful companion in tow.

Dr John loading the finger of doom
Dr John loading the finger of doom

(Oops thought I had a picture of Dr John and pickles uploaded, better correct that later)

The scoreboard doesn’t lie

Baz must have been on his period
Baz must have been on his period

Happy shooting

Dereck

Andy’s piles taste Terry’s size 10

Hi Guys

Our Star trio Baz, Andy “No more than five” and Terry “Bionic finger” were also at Meadowcroft this morning but we ( Big Gay, Me and Toilet Boy) are not allowed to shoot with them.

No guesses for who came out on top.

Baz with his gay European man bag
Baz with his gay European man bag

In second place putting in a stunning performance Bionic Finger

Terry feeling the pressure wipes a booger
Terry feeling the pressure wipes a booger

If the cream always floats to the top, the shit always sinks to the bottom and no amount of hemorrhoid cream is going to sooth the ass kicking Terry dished out today.

Andy "The hat" with no hat getting his ass kicked.
Andy “The hat” with no hat getting his ass kicked.

An honorable mention to Dr John for trying to bribe the officials

Dr John bribing the officials with 40 quid and Baz looking on in disbelief
Dr John bribing the officials with 40 quid and Baz looking on in disbelief

Happy shooting

Dereck

Gary West Trucks made up the trio

Hi Guys

With Baz in the carney shed jerking off with his carney buddies the my shit don’t stink trio were back down to a duo today for a 100 birds registered at Podimore. As it happens Andy and Terry met Gary West Trucks and were once again a trio.

After a poor start on a hard layout the scores that came in were ……

Andy looking like Terry's bionic finger just went straight up his ass
Andy looking like Terry’s bionic finger just went straight up his ass

Andy was today’s winner on 71/100

Terry pointing the finger of doom
Terry pointing the finger of doom

In second place with a respectable showing was Terry on 60/100

Gary West Trucks
Gary West Trucks might as well stayed home

In last place with 56/100 today’s used bog roll Gary West Trucks

Happy shooting

Dereck