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Everyone kicks Baz’s ass at Ashley

Hi Guys

As everyone knows nothing can be kept secret from the shit shooting paparazzi for too long and it appears the trio may have been back in action today at Ashley near Tiverton, Devon

Details are a little sketchy but they could well have been joined by Gary “The legend” , Dr John also shot but we are not sure if he joined the trio, um, er…. quartet.

So the scores

Andy took the honours with a reasonable 76/100

Andy "The hat" with no hat taking the gold medal
Andy “The hat” with no hat taking the gold medal

Next up the Legend with 72/100

The Legend with his serious hat on
The Legend with his serious hat on

Bionic finger takes the bronze medal with a magnificent effort

Terry blasting his way into third place
Terry blasting his way into third place

And that just leaves today’s shit shooter. Everyone had a piece of Baz’s ass and when we say everyone, we mean everyone, A class shooters,  B class shooters, C class shooters, even the birds only crew got in on the action.

Baz must have been on his period
Baz must have been on his period

Just time for an honourable mention to Dr John, always there making up the numbers, always having a good time, always with his faithful companion in tow.

Dr John loading the finger of doom
Dr John loading the finger of doom

(Oops thought I had a picture of Dr John and pickles uploaded, better correct that later)

The scoreboard doesn’t lie

Baz must have been on his period
Baz must have been on his period

Happy shooting

Dereck

Woodspring Bay Charity Shoot

Hi Guys

Today at Woodspring Bay  there was a charity shoot in memory of Sam, Dr John’s grandson, raising money for Cots For Tots and Above & Beyond. Naturally the shit shooters are always happy to contribute to a worthy cause especially when there is some shooting involved, so me and Big Gay Al  met up with Tony for some clay busting fun.

Dr John loading the finger of doom
Dr John loading the finger of doom or is he indicating the number of clays hit on the last stand

The main man Dr John sporting an exclusive pair of palm tree shooting glasses, the yellow lenses giving a superior optical enhancement under low light conditions.

Prize table
Prize table

Plenty of raffle prizes donated by shooters, never did find out how many cartridges in that jar, reckon there weren’t 158

Chillin' between rounds
Chillin’ between rounds

Time for a little BS between rounds

A pair of twiddlers
A pair of twiddlers

The twiddle brothers on stand one twiddling

Group Of ShootersWoodspring Bay Charity Shoot May 2016

I Can Smell The Bullshit Woodspring Bay Charity Shoot May 2016

 

Out On The Range Woodspring Bay Charity Shoot May 2016

Out on the ground

Alf looking dangerous
Alf looking dangerous

Alf

Bionic finger dusting clays
Bionic finger dusting clays

Terry making light work of stand one, must have been all that twiddling

If a smile could break a fly Al would get a straight every time
If a smile could break a clay Al would get a straight every time

Big Gay Al looking rather pleased with himself

Tony starring the clay down
Tony – These clays better break or the equal rights commission will hear of it

Tony breaking clays with an intense stare

And I guess that just leaves today’s backed up sewer

Dereck hitting the sky with another shot
Dereck hitting the sky with another shot

Yep it’s me again, seem to have hit into a spell of shit shooting

Happy shooting

Dereck

 

 

 

Andy’s piles taste Terry’s size 10

Hi Guys

Our Star trio Baz, Andy “No more than five” and Terry “Bionic finger” were also at Meadowcroft this morning but we ( Big Gay, Me and Toilet Boy) are not allowed to shoot with them.

No guesses for who came out on top.

Baz with his gay European man bag
Baz with his gay European man bag

In second place putting in a stunning performance Bionic Finger

Terry feeling the pressure wipes a booger
Terry feeling the pressure wipes a booger

If the cream always floats to the top, the shit always sinks to the bottom and no amount of hemorrhoid cream is going to sooth the ass kicking Terry dished out today.

Andy "The hat" with no hat getting his ass kicked.
Andy “The hat” with no hat getting his ass kicked.

An honorable mention to Dr John for trying to bribe the officials

Dr John bribing the officials with 40 quid and Baz looking on in disbelief
Dr John bribing the officials with 40 quid and Baz looking on in disbelief

Happy shooting

Dereck

I hit those rabbits, honest guv!

Hi Guys

It appears Andy and Terry are once again a duo today, I guess Baz is still recovering from several  weeks of jerking off with his carney buddies.

Anyway the duo arrived at Meadowcroft, Marksbury, Somerset for a 100 birds registered a little later than usual after stopping for breakfast at the Lillypool cafe Shipham. On the way in they met Gary West Trucks who was just leaving after shooting a round of 58, he said it was all a bit gloopy and some cars were sliding down the slope into parked cars down in the lower car park which meant the duo had a bit of a stroll down from the upper car park.

Andy started the round with a straight and was all set for a monster score, a few stands later Terry was at the oche a pair of low crossers, a couple of pairs in and the trapper didn’t see a hit and asked our man if he had hit them, honest Terry said “No” and with his place in heaven assured carried on with a clear conscience.

Nothing much happened until the last stand a fast rabbit followed by a looper, apparently Andy missed two rabbits by a country mile but the trapper announced he had straighted the stand, “Well” said Andy “If she gave to me I will take them”. I don’t know how he can sleep easy at night

Which from the scores (See note below) I have makes this weeks winner …….

Dr John sporting a priceless pair of Pink Flamingoes
Dr John sporting a priceless pair of Pink Flamingoes

Yeah that’s right Dr John, those expensive shooting glasses must really be paying dividends

Terry blasting his way to second place
Terry blasting his way to second place

Terry “Bionic finger” came in one clay behind the doctor

Note:

Andy "I did hit those rabbits, honest guv"
Andy “I did hit those rabbits, honest guv”

After an extraordinary meeting of the commitee it has been decided to a null Andy’s score for being a cheating A-rab which makes him this weeks pus oozing boil on a gorilla’s arse.

Happy shooting

Dereck

Sole survivor of the my shit don’t stink trio

Hi Guys

Our star play Baz is on yet another vacation to sunny Lanzarote, I reckon that is about the fourth time this year, I must be in the wrong job. So that just left Andy and Terry to keep the my shit don’t stink flag flying, however missing his buddy  Andy made some lame excuse about being too busy to shoot and stayed at home jerking off

With Baz on vacation and Andy jerking off it was time for Terry to shine, he and Dr John went for a 100 birds at Longridge

Terry blasting his way to victory
Terry blasting his way to victory

Terry won the day with a magnificent 68/100

Dr John sporting a priceless pair of Pink Flamingoes
Dr John sporting a  pair of Pink Flamingo executive shooting glasses

Unfortunately even the enhanced chroma shift technology of Dr John’s Pink Flamigoes couldn’t save him from a humiliating defeat with 63/100

Regards

Dereck

Dummies were thrown at Ashley

Hi Guys

Andy, Terry (The my shit don’t stink duo) and Dr John went for a 100 bird registered at Ashley near Tiverton, Devon today, whilst there met with Dave (GT) and Gary.

After a couple bad (easy) stands to start with one of our star players got a bit of a cob on when one of his well meaning buddies tried to give some helpful advice, and having a “fuck you all” moment stormed off, well that’s how I heard it anyway.

The adrenalin boost must have aided his shooting as he finished with not a bad score considering it was apparently a tough shoot.

So the scores

Andy = 72/100

Gary = 70/100

GT = 64/100

Terry = 53/100

And today’s shit filled bed pan Dr John  on 50%

Dr John pointing the finger of doom
Dr John pointing the finger of doom

Happy shooting

Dereck

Too up their own asses to invite me

Hi Guys

After breaking one-off in me yesterday you would have thought the My shit don’t stink trio would have least given me the chance for a re-match today and invited me to Meadowcroft, Marksbury, Somerset.

You thought wrong, they didn’t, they covertly crept out of town about 8:30 with not so much as a courtesy text, even Dr John got an invite, it wouldn’t have hurt, it wouldn’t have even broke the “We don’t shoot in a group of more than five” rule, well fuck ’em, their dog and their wheelbarrow.

Enough of this bitterness I am sure it is all being toted up by the big man and on with the scores

Baz = 76/100 (must have been an easy shoot)

Andy = 71/100

Terry = 58/100

And this morning’s pan splatter Dr John with 53/100

Dr John pointing the finger of doom
Dr John pointing the finger of doom
Dr John and the salute of defeat
Dr John and the salute of defeat
Terry and Andy the twiddle brothers
Terry and Andy the twiddle brothers

Happy shooting

Dereck