As everyone knows nothing can be kept secret from the shit shooting paparazzi for too long and it appears the trio may have been back in action today at Ashley near Tiverton, Devon
Details are a little sketchy but they could well have been joined by Gary “The legend” , Dr John also shot but we are not sure if he joined the trio, um, er…. quartet.
So the scores
Andy took the honours with a reasonable 76/100
Next up the Legend with 72/100
Bionic finger takes the bronze medal with a magnificent effort
And that just leaves today’s shit shooter. Everyone had a piece of Baz’s ass and when we say everyone, we mean everyone, A class shooters, B class shooters, C class shooters, even the birds only crew got in on the action.
Just time for an honourable mention to Dr John, always there making up the numbers, always having a good time, always with his faithful companion in tow.
(Oops thought I had a picture of Dr John and pickles uploaded, better correct that later)
Today at Woodspring Bay there was a charity shoot in memory of Sam, Dr John’s grandson, raising money for Cots For Tots and Above & Beyond. Naturally the shit shooters are always happy to contribute to a worthy cause especially when there is some shooting involved, so me and Big Gay Al met up with Tony for some clay busting fun.
The main man Dr John sporting an exclusive pair of palm tree shooting glasses, the yellow lenses giving a superior optical enhancement under low light conditions.
Plenty of raffle prizes donated by shooters, never did find out how many cartridges in that jar, reckon there weren’t 158
Time for a little BS between rounds
The twiddle brothers on stand one twiddling
Out on the ground
Terry making light work of stand one, must have been all that twiddling
Big Gay Al looking rather pleased with himself
Tony breaking clays with an intense stare
And I guess that just leaves today’s backed up sewer
Yep it’s me again, seem to have hit into a spell of shit shooting
It appears Andy and Terry are once again a duo today, I guess Baz is still recovering from several weeks of jerking off with his carney buddies.
Anyway the duo arrived at Meadowcroft, Marksbury, Somerset for a 100 birds registered a little later than usual after stopping for breakfast at the Lillypool cafe Shipham. On the way in they met Gary West Trucks who was just leaving after shooting a round of 58, he said it was all a bit gloopy and some cars were sliding down the slope into parked cars down in the lower car park which meant the duo had a bit of a stroll down from the upper car park.
Andy started the round with a straight and was all set for a monster score, a few stands later Terry was at the oche a pair of low crossers, a couple of pairs in and the trapper didn’t see a hit and asked our man if he had hit them, honest Terry said “No” and with his place in heaven assured carried on with a clear conscience.
Nothing much happened until the last stand a fast rabbit followed by a looper, apparently Andy missed two rabbits by a country mile but the trapper announced he had straighted the stand, “Well” said Andy “If she gave to me I will take them”. I don’t know how he can sleep easy at night
Which from the scores (See note below) I have makes this weeks winner …….
Yeah that’s right Dr John, those expensive shooting glasses must really be paying dividends
Terry “Bionic finger” came in one clay behind the doctor
After an extraordinary meeting of the commitee it has been decided to a null Andy’s score for being a cheating A-rab which makes him this weeks pus oozing boil on a gorilla’s arse.
Our star play Baz is on yet another vacation to sunny Lanzarote, I reckon that is about the fourth time this year, I must be in the wrong job. So that just left Andy and Terry to keep the my shit don’t stink flag flying, however missing his buddy Andy made some lame excuse about being too busy to shoot and stayed at home jerking off
With Baz on vacation and Andy jerking off it was time for Terry to shine, he and Dr John went for a 100 birds at Longridge
Terry won the day with a magnificent 68/100
Unfortunately even the enhanced chroma shift technology of Dr John’s Pink Flamigoes couldn’t save him from a humiliating defeat with 63/100
Andy, Terry (The my shit don’t stink duo) and Dr John went for a 100 bird registered at Ashley near Tiverton, Devon today, whilst there met with Dave (GT) and Gary.
After a couple bad (easy) stands to start with one of our star players got a bit of a cob on when one of his well meaning buddies tried to give some helpful advice, and having a “fuck you all” moment stormed off, well that’s how I heard it anyway.
The adrenalin boost must have aided his shooting as he finished with not a bad score considering it was apparently a tough shoot.
After breaking one-off in me yesterday you would have thought the My shit don’t stink trio would have least given me the chance for a re-match today and invited me to Meadowcroft, Marksbury, Somerset.
You thought wrong, they didn’t, they covertly crept out of town about 8:30 with not so much as a courtesy text, even Dr John got an invite, it wouldn’t have hurt, it wouldn’t have even broke the “We don’t shoot in a group of more than five” rule, well fuck ’em, their dog and their wheelbarrow.
Enough of this bitterness I am sure it is all being toted up by the big man and on with the scores
Baz = 76/100 (must have been an easy shoot)
Andy = 71/100
Terry = 58/100
And this morning’s pan splatter Dr John with 53/100
Couldn't hit a barn door