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Everyone kicks Baz’s ass at Ashley

Hi Guys

As everyone knows nothing can be kept secret from the shit shooting paparazzi for too long and it appears the trio may have been back in action today at Ashley near Tiverton, Devon

Details are a little sketchy but they could well have been joined by Gary “The legend” , Dr John also shot but we are not sure if he joined the trio, um, er…. quartet.

So the scores

Andy took the honours with a reasonable 76/100

Andy "The hat" with no hat taking the gold medal
Andy “The hat” with no hat taking the gold medal

Next up the Legend with 72/100

The Legend with his serious hat on
The Legend with his serious hat on

Bionic finger takes the bronze medal with a magnificent effort

Terry blasting his way into third place
Terry blasting his way into third place

And that just leaves today’s shit shooter. Everyone had a piece of Baz’s ass and when we say everyone, we mean everyone, A class shooters,  B class shooters, C class shooters, even the birds only crew got in on the action.

Baz must have been on his period
Baz must have been on his period

Just time for an honourable mention to Dr John, always there making up the numbers, always having a good time, always with his faithful companion in tow.

Dr John loading the finger of doom
Dr John loading the finger of doom

(Oops thought I had a picture of Dr John and pickles uploaded, better correct that later)

The scoreboard doesn’t lie

Baz must have been on his period
Baz must have been on his period

Happy shooting

Dereck

Annual christmas shoot in Devon

Hi Guys

Today was the annual christmas 200 bird shooting expedition to Ilfracombe, Devon. The day starts with us all meeting up for breakfast at Northgate Inn South Molton, shit shooters gathering from all over the West Country, places as far apart as Bristol, Burnham-On-Sea. Crewkerne and Cornwall,  there was 15 of us this time round

After breakfast we convoy to The North Devon Shooting Ground, Ilfracombe for a friendly 100 birds before driving across town in the afternoon to The Southwest Shooting School for another friendly 100 birds

I had bearly set foot through the door and had the waitress at The Northgate Inn complaining at me that I hadn’t warned them we were coming, oops! As a punishment my breakfast took hours to arrive

Dereck's filling breakfast
Paul checking out Dereck’s filling breakfast with Baz, Alf and Gary

Checking in at The Nortth Devon Shooting Ground

Shit shooters on tour
Shit shooters on tour

And heading out for some shooting fun

Sam and Jim leading theway
Sam, Jim and Gary discussing tactics

We were all winners today, just a group of friends having a good time shooting, here are as many attending shit shooters as I have pictures off

Mark looking kind off serious
Mark looking kind off serious
Jim getting down on his bird
Jim getting down on his bird
Dereck reeling them in
Dereck reeling them in
Baz a smile to rival Big Gay
Baz a smile to rival Big Gay
Andy shooting with more than five
Andy shooting with more than five
Terry putting on a good show
Terry putting on a good show
Sausage out on day release
Sausage out on day release
Big Gay Al, yeah he is smiling the other side of that stock
Big Gay Al, yeah he is smiling the other side of that stock
Carl only just showig his boy how to do it
Carl only just showig his boy how to do it
Phil making up the numbers
Phil making up the numbers
Carl Jnr maintaining his spot in ;last place
Carl Jnr maintaining his spot in ;last place

Action shot of the day

Big Gay Al claybusting in style
Big Gay Al claybusting in style

And not that it matters but here are the scores

Scores Devon Christmas 2015

Happy shooting and wishing everyone has better scores in 2016

Dereck

I hit those rabbits, honest guv!

Hi Guys

It appears Andy and Terry are once again a duo today, I guess Baz is still recovering from several  weeks of jerking off with his carney buddies.

Anyway the duo arrived at Meadowcroft, Marksbury, Somerset for a 100 birds registered a little later than usual after stopping for breakfast at the Lillypool cafe Shipham. On the way in they met Gary West Trucks who was just leaving after shooting a round of 58, he said it was all a bit gloopy and some cars were sliding down the slope into parked cars down in the lower car park which meant the duo had a bit of a stroll down from the upper car park.

Andy started the round with a straight and was all set for a monster score, a few stands later Terry was at the oche a pair of low crossers, a couple of pairs in and the trapper didn’t see a hit and asked our man if he had hit them, honest Terry said “No” and with his place in heaven assured carried on with a clear conscience.

Nothing much happened until the last stand a fast rabbit followed by a looper, apparently Andy missed two rabbits by a country mile but the trapper announced he had straighted the stand, “Well” said Andy “If she gave to me I will take them”. I don’t know how he can sleep easy at night

Which from the scores (See note below) I have makes this weeks winner …….

Dr John sporting a priceless pair of Pink Flamingoes
Dr John sporting a priceless pair of Pink Flamingoes

Yeah that’s right Dr John, those expensive shooting glasses must really be paying dividends

Terry blasting his way to second place
Terry blasting his way to second place

Terry “Bionic finger” came in one clay behind the doctor

Note:

Andy "I did hit those rabbits, honest guv"
Andy “I did hit those rabbits, honest guv”

After an extraordinary meeting of the commitee it has been decided to a null Andy’s score for being a cheating A-rab which makes him this weeks pus oozing boil on a gorilla’s arse.

Happy shooting

Dereck

Gary West Trucks made up the trio

Hi Guys

With Baz in the carney shed jerking off with his carney buddies the my shit don’t stink trio were back down to a duo today for a 100 birds registered at Podimore. As it happens Andy and Terry met Gary West Trucks and were once again a trio.

After a poor start on a hard layout the scores that came in were ……

Andy looking like Terry's bionic finger just went straight up his ass
Andy looking like Terry’s bionic finger just went straight up his ass

Andy was today’s winner on 71/100

Terry pointing the finger of doom
Terry pointing the finger of doom

In second place with a respectable showing was Terry on 60/100

Gary West Trucks
Gary West Trucks might as well stayed home

In last place with 56/100 today’s used bog roll Gary West Trucks

Happy shooting

Dereck

Rare breeds charity shoot Huntworth

Hi Guys

There was a charity shoot in aid of the Rare Breeds Trust held at Huntworth, Somerset today so Me and Big Gay Al met Gary and Andy Meerkat for a friendly 100 birds.

Held in a cut barley field it wasn’t my favorite type of layout, I prefer a woodland setting but never the less some good birds were put on.

Checking in
Checking in
Al getting the coffees in at Daves Diner
Al getting the coffees in at Daves Diner
The layout
The layout
The layout 2
The layout 2

So who was the shit shooter I can hear you asking

Gary on form
Gary on form

In first place it was Gary

Dereck getting back into the zone, slowly!
Dereck getting back into the zone, slowly!

Me in second place

Big Gay Al all smiles as usual
Big Gay Al all smiles as usual

All just taking a medal in third

So that just leaves today’s shit filled wellie

Andy Meerkat wasting lead
Andy Meerkat wasting lead

Andy Meerkat come on down

Happy shooting

Dereck

Dummies were thrown at Ashley

Hi Guys

Andy, Terry (The my shit don’t stink duo) and Dr John went for a 100 bird registered at Ashley near Tiverton, Devon today, whilst there met with Dave (GT) and Gary.

After a couple bad (easy) stands to start with one of our star players got a bit of a cob on when one of his well meaning buddies tried to give some helpful advice, and having a “fuck you all” moment stormed off, well that’s how I heard it anyway.

The adrenalin boost must have aided his shooting as he finished with not a bad score considering it was apparently a tough shoot.

So the scores

Andy = 72/100

Gary = 70/100

GT = 64/100

Terry = 53/100

And today’s shit filled bed pan Dr John  on 50%

Dr John pointing the finger of doom
Dr John pointing the finger of doom

Happy shooting

Dereck