Tag Archives: Joss

Big Gay kicking ass

Hi Guys

In an unusual departure from our usual practice of just taking in the cheaper numpty shoots Al, Jos and myself persuaded by Alf decided to have ago at a CPSA registered shoot, so off we all went to Meadowcroft, Marksbury near Bath in Somerset.

Meadowcroft is a great shooting ground set in a valley with a mixture of easy, teasing, testing and what the fuck birds it makes for a good mornings claybusting.

Al has finally found some form after spending a few weeks floundering in the shit pile and came out on top

Big Gay Al making it look easy
Big Gay Al making it look easy, you bet he is smiling

Next in line was myself, I couldn’t hit the side of a bus this morning even managed a quacking

All I could do was blow smoke sideways, no wonder I couldn't hist shit
All I could do was blow smoke sideways, no wonder I couldn’t hit shit

Finally today’s shit filled wheelbarrow, Japanese Toilet Boy

Who cares what some one as shit as this looks like.
Who cares what some one as shit as this looks like.

Happy Shooting

Dereck

Big Gay Al back from the dead

Hi Guys

After three humiliating defeats in a row Big Gay Al desperately needed a win bad so I picked up Japanese Toilet Boy (Joss) and Al and we headed off for a mediocre breakfast at The Hilltops cafe before setting off into darkest Devon for a hundred and forty birds at Ashley near Tiverton.

Right from the start Big Gay Al meant business with a nine on the first stand, followed up by a straight ten and a couple of eights, kind of left me and Japanese Toilet Boy playing catch up.

The round went on and Big Gay Al was in his element, nine, ten, ten, eight, eight, he was like a shooting god only slipping with a couple of fives on the whole round.

A huge cheer for Al back from the dead

At last Al has something to smile about
At last Al has something to smile about

I came in second trailing by almost a whole stand

Dereck on it like a car bonnet
Dereck under orders from Trudy to let Al win

And that only leaves today’s shit splattered thunderbox, Japanese Toilet Boy

All the gear no idea
All the gear no idea

Happy shooting

Dereck

Chideock Charity Shoot

Hi Guys

Today the annual charity shoot at Chideock near Lyme Regis in aid of the air ambulance was held and me, Big Gay Al and Joss (Japanese Toilet Boy) took the hour and something drive to have some claybusting fun all in a good cause.

Upon arrive my old Town Car promptly got stuck in some soft mud in the gateway, we weren’t the first and were not the last to fall victim to that soft spot, after being unceremoniously pushed to one side it was time to check in.

It was a great 50 bird layout with a good mix of easy and not so easy clays including one little teaser that looked so easy but no one was hitting.

Mark the guy oranising the show
Mark the guy oranising the show
Taking the money
Taking the money
A view of teh ground
A view of the ground
Stands one & two
Stands one & two
Filling the traps
Filling the traps
Japanesse Toilet Boy getting down on a bird
Japanese Toilet Boy getting down on a bird
Big Gay Al fucking up again
Big Gay Al fucking up again

So what were the scores

After two rounds I came out on top with 82/100

A shooting god
A shooting god

Japanese Toilet Boy came in second with 69/100

Chideock 2016 (1)
Japanese Toilet Boy looking cool

That only leaves Big Gay Al today’s steaming pile coming in last for the second week running with a miserable 67/100

Big Gay Al - Rubbing mustard into his sausage makes him smile
Big Gay Al – Rubbing mustard into his sausage makes him smile

Happy Shooting

Dereck

The new guy Joss shoots shit

Hi Guys

A customer came to pick his car up at the shop last week and said “You do some shooting don’t you?” , “Hmmmmm, yeeeeeesssss” I tentatively replied not knowing if this guy was a sandal wearing, frog counting, tree hugging anti. “Well I am looking for somewhere to shoot” he said, “Getting pissed off with going to Brookbank” he said.

Anyhow taking a day off from stalking me and Big Gay Al were going to¬†Aschcombe so I give the guy a call and like an excited 12 year old he said “yeah I will come”. As usual we stopped at The Grill On The Hill for breakfast

You know the rules at shit shooters that the new guy always shoots first, nervously Joss took to the stand, a quartering left on report a quartering right and he busted them like a pro and from then on he was shit.

Me and Big Gay Al did pur usual trick of exchanging the lead by a clay or two with it all to shoot for on the last stand whilst Joss trailed in last place.

Big Gay Al eventually took the honours but the star of the show was the new guy Joss with a score so shit it was shittier than a shit thing that was shit.

Today's shit filled colostomy bag Joss
Today’s shit filled colostomy bag Joss

It was a good day having some shooting fun and we finished with a round of skeet bunnies, Joss seemed to enjoy the skeet bunnies but was shit at that as well.

Happy shooting

Dereck