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Rare Breeds Charity Shoot Huntworth 2016

Hi Guys

Today was the second annual Rare Breeds Survival Charity Shoot held at Huntworth just off of the M5 junction 24.

The Rare Breeds Survival Trust is a charity dedicated to preserving rare and native breeds of farm livestock.

The day started with me and Big Gay Al meeting Sausage at Junction 24 Market for breakfast before meeting the other shit shooters at the shoot.

Once again the shoot was held over an open field of stubble and a fine mixture of easy, challenging and what the fuck birds were put on by the organisers.

 

The check in
The check in
Dave sweating over a hot grill
Dave sweating over a hot grill
The layout
The layout
Discussing tactics
Discussing tactics

The Three Stooges discussing tactics

So what was the outcome?

Al smoking the clays
Al smoking the clays
Alf using the both eyes shut technique
Alf using the both eyes shut technique

Big Gay Al and Alf tie for first place on 40/50

Dereck earning points for artistic impression
Dereck earning points for artistic impression

Dereck came in a respectable 3rd with 36/50

Little John struggling to fill a tight pair of biggie smugglers
Little John struggling to fill a tight pair of buggie smugglers

One behind in fourth was John on 35/50

Tony "Chairman Moa's batman"
Tony “Chairman Mao’s batman”

A valiant effort by Tony with 34/50

Sausage rubbing one out
Sausage rubbing one out

And finally today’s bucket of bull semen was Sausage with a miserable 28/50

So till the next time happy shooting

Dereck

Simo losers at Meadowcroft

Hi Guys

With Big Gay Al still recovering from his nasty masturbating injury, I once again had no mates, luckily Alf and Tony were going to Meadowcroft, Marksbury near bath for a swift hundred birds only, so I tagged along.

The first few stands started well for me and Alf hitting eighty/ninety percent while Tony was struggling to find any form, by two thirds distance me and Alf were neck and neck kicking some serious Chinese butt.

However on the home straight me and Alf hit into a spell of shit shooting while Tony all of a sudden turned into a shooting god and couldn’t miss.

All in all it was some good friends having a good time, a little banter and some good fun shooting

So how did it end?

Tony claimed victory for China on the last stand.

Tony had chairman Mao on his side
Tony had chairman Mao on his side

And the simo losers in joint second place me and Alf

Alf - Good how they can make the stock of this DT11 look like real wood
Alf – Good how they can make the stock of this DT11 look like real wood
Dereck - What do I have to do to win?
Dereck – What do I have to do to win?

Happy shooting

Dereck

Woodspring Bay Charity Shoot

Hi Guys

Today at Woodspring Bay  there was a charity shoot in memory of Sam, Dr John’s grandson, raising money for Cots For Tots and Above & Beyond. Naturally the shit shooters are always happy to contribute to a worthy cause especially when there is some shooting involved, so me and Big Gay Al  met up with Tony for some clay busting fun.

Dr John loading the finger of doom
Dr John loading the finger of doom or is he indicating the number of clays hit on the last stand

The main man Dr John sporting an exclusive pair of palm tree shooting glasses, the yellow lenses giving a superior optical enhancement under low light conditions.

Prize table
Prize table

Plenty of raffle prizes donated by shooters, never did find out how many cartridges in that jar, reckon there weren’t 158

Chillin' between rounds
Chillin’ between rounds

Time for a little BS between rounds

A pair of twiddlers
A pair of twiddlers

The twiddle brothers on stand one twiddling

Group Of ShootersWoodspring Bay Charity Shoot May 2016

I Can Smell The Bullshit Woodspring Bay Charity Shoot May 2016

 

Out On The Range Woodspring Bay Charity Shoot May 2016

Out on the ground

Alf looking dangerous
Alf looking dangerous

Alf

Bionic finger dusting clays
Bionic finger dusting clays

Terry making light work of stand one, must have been all that twiddling

If a smile could break a fly Al would get a straight every time
If a smile could break a clay Al would get a straight every time

Big Gay Al looking rather pleased with himself

Tony starring the clay down
Tony – These clays better break or the equal rights commission will hear of it

Tony breaking clays with an intense stare

And I guess that just leaves today’s backed up sewer

Dereck hitting the sky with another shot
Dereck hitting the sky with another shot

Yep it’s me again, seem to have hit into a spell of shit shooting

Happy shooting

Dereck

 

 

 

Dave proves farmers can’t shoot at West Littleton

Hi Guys

For a while now Big Gay Al has had an urge to try out a flush and as luck would have it at West Littleton’s annual charity clay shoot there was a 40 bird two man flush

West Littleton Clay Shoot

So Big Gay Al and myself took a quick 35 minute drive north and met Tony at The Toby Carvery Almondsbury for a £3.99 all you can eat breakfast before doing another 20 minutes east to West Littleton near bath, where we met Popular Jim, Dave and Little John.

It was a glorious day for shooting, light fluffy clouds filled the blue skies with a light breeze keeping things cool

A view of the ground
A view of the ground
Another view of the ground
Another view of the ground
The motley crew booking in
The motley crew booking in
The burger chefs kept everyone fed and watered all day
The burger chefs kept everyone fed and watered all day
The crew waiting to shoot
The crew waiting to shoot, Big Gay Al, Tony, Dave, Little John and Popular Jim (taken from his best side)

I know you are all gagging to know the scores so without further ado here they are…

Little John
Little John – Several ex girlfriends can attest to that!
Little John's winning shooting stance
Little John’s winning shooting stance
The look of determination
The look of determination

Little John was high gun with a stunning 84/100

Big Gay Al - Does this guy ever stop smiling?
Big Gay Al – Does this guy ever stop smiling?

Big Gay Al takes the silver medal with a respectable 79/100

Popular Jim
Popular Jim

Popular Jim doing the soft shoe shuffle took the last place on the podium with 78/100

And that just leaves the also rans.

Dereck looking as cool as ever
Dereck looking as cool as ever
Tony our ethnic minority representative
Tony our ethnic minority representative

In joint fourth was Dereck and Tony on 77/100

And finally today’s shit filled wellie

Dave wasting lead
Dave wasting lead

Dave proving once again farmers can’t shoot with 67/100

Happy shooting

Dereck