Tag Archives: Westonzoyland

Dereck gets naked at Springway Park

Hi Guys

Still seems not much claybusting activity at the moment, Big Gay Al is up to his elbow in sheep, I am stalking and I haven’t heard from the my shit don’t stink trio.

Anyway today Big Gay Al and myself did get some shooting in at Springway Park, Westonzoyland. It was a cloudy blustery sort of morning with the wind making some interesting clays, we hooked up with Trevor at the ground and headed out for a friendly 100 birds.

I made my usual slow start and by midway round Al had a three clay lead with Trevor way way behind, on the home stretch I made a come back needing only a couple clays on the last stand to secure victory but what a disaster, I only managed a quacksaver on the last bird leaving the door wide open for Big Gay Al, he didn’t exactly take advantage but he did do enough to pip me at the post.

Onto the leader board

Would you like to see some puppies little girl
Would you like to see some puppies little girl

Big Gay Al the smiling winner

I feel so naked without my hat
I feel so naked without my hat, the reflection off that forehead can be seen from space

Dereck “No hat” in second place

Trevor with a semi
Trevor with a semi

Trevor bringing up the rear in last place.

Happy shooting

Dereck

Big Gay Al shot mega shit at Zulu

Hi Guys

A dreary old Sunday here in Somerset 40 degrees and a thick fog ideal conditions to go clay shooting, so I picked Al up about 9:30 and we headed off to Springway Park Westonzoyland for a friendly 100 birds.

Dereck was on stunning form
Dereck was on stunning form

Dereck was on stunning form, it was a total surprise when he actually missed a clay, having a belter of a day for a total of 86/100

Big Gay Al - He was shit and although you cannot see it I bet he is still smiling
Big Gay Al – He was shit and although you cannot see it I bet he is still smiling

Big Gay Al on the other hand was mega shit, I have never seen some one shoot so shit, it is hard to put into words just how shit Al was, he shot shittier than a shitty thing that was shit for a miserable total of 56/100 (Okay you lot quit laughing you will hurt Al’s feelings)

Happy shooting

Dereck

Interclub shoot final round – Westonzoyland

Hi Guys

Today was the last round of the interclub series of shoots between Cannington, Shipham, North Newton and Westonzoyland shooting grounds at Springway Park, Westonzoyland, my home ground.

Weather was good, started a little misty but the sun soon broke through making for a fine morning’s shooting.

Mike and a friend arrive like lambs to the slaughter
Mike and a friend arrive like lambs to the slaughter
A crowd gathers at stand 5
A crowd gathers at stand 5
A view from the west end
A view from the west end
The Boss - Jackie
The Boss – Jackie
Baz reflecting on a poor first round
Baz reflecting on a poor first round and Big Gay Al pretending to look interested
Big Gay Al - He shot shit but is still smiling
Big Gay Al – He shot shit but is still smiling
Mike fabricating teh scores for Shipham - It's teh only way they can win
Mike fabricating the scores for Shipham – It’s the only way they can win
Baz checking his tyre pressures
Baz checking his tyre pressures

I haven’t got the final scores yet but as soon as I do they will be posted here

Happy shooting

Dereck

Big Gay Al gets a shooting lesson

Hi Guys

Once again me and Big Gay Al are the uninvited, I did however hear that Baz was having a day’s entertainment with his wife, still paying for those Pilla shooting glasses I reckon.

So on a miserable rainy day interspersed with torrential downpours we headed to Springway Park Westonzoyalnd for 100 birds.

Turned out Big Gay Al’s Browning was no competition for the repaired Beretta and after the first stand was already seven clays behind, he managed to pull back a couple before once again I showed him how to shoot a couple of long distance crossers, Al finished so far behind I do not even think science has a name for the number.

 

Dereck Back on form
Dereck Back on form

Dereck back on form and kicking ass

Big Gay Al all smiles as usual
Big Gay Al all smiles as usual

Big Gay Al, he wasn’t smiling today

Happy shooting

Dereck

No losers just winners at Zulu

Hi Guys

Well this seems to have deteriorated into the Dereck & Big Gay Al show with  no pictures, no scores, no fuck all from any one else. Anyway enough of this bitterness and onto the day’s shooting.

Some threatening clouds filled the sky but not to be deterred Me and Big Gay went for a quick friendly 100 birds at Springway Park Westonzoyland this morning.

I started well, Al started shit but by about a third of the way in Al had caught up and was beginning to trim out a bit of a lead, on the home stretch however Al’s  pucker went and the rot set in, by close of play I had managed to pull back a five clay deficit and we finished all even on 75/100

All smiles
All smiles
Man sure look cool doing it
Man sure look cool doing it

Happy shooting

Dereck

Dereck shoots like a cock

Hi Guys

Big Gay Al, Baz and myself went to Springway Park, Westonzoyland this morning for a friendly 100 birds. The weather started out shit raining quite appreciably but by part way through the first round it had stopped and was warming up to a point you had to strip down to shirt sleeves.

Baz came in first place as usual with 72/100

Baz looking bored
Baz looking bored

Big Gay Al waltzed into second place with 61/100

Al shaking off last night's beer
Al shaking off last night’s beer

And I was shooting like a complete cock, worse than a beginner, worse than Andy Meerkat, even Stevie Wonder could have put in a better performance. I was shooting with a significant dis-advantage after my trusty Beretta 682 broke an ejector Wednesday evening I had to use my Browning Gold Hunter semi-auto

Todays used diaper is Dereck with a miserable 50/100

Today's shit splattered wellie, Dereck
Today’s shit splattered wellie, Dereck

 

Baz dusting teal
Baz dusting teal

Happy shooting

Dereck

Dereck shoots like a cock at Springway Park

Hi Guys

Shit morning here in the U.K, cloud, rain, wind, 50 degrees, all in all a great day for shooting so Baz, Big Gay Al and myself slunk off to Springway Park, Somerset for a friendly 100 birds on a Sunday morning

All went quite well for the first few stands and then I started to shoot like a right cock, Stevie Wonder could have hit more clays, I could have redeemed myself on the last stand in the second round but no, threw it all away on a couple easy quartering birds

Star player Baz in the top spot as usual
Star player Baz in the top spot as usual
Big Gay Al with his blue spot advantage in second place
Big Gay Al with his blue spot advantage in second place
Today's shit splattered wellie, Dereck
Today’s shit splattered wellie, Dereck

Happy shooting

Dereck