Still seems not much claybusting activity at the moment, Big Gay Al is up to his elbow in sheep, I am stalking and I haven’t heard from the my shit don’t stink trio.
Anyway today Big Gay Al and myself did get some shooting in at Springway Park, Westonzoyland. It was a cloudy blustery sort of morning with the wind making some interesting clays, we hooked up with Trevor at the ground and headed out for a friendly 100 birds.
I made my usual slow start and by midway round Al had a three clay lead with Trevor way way behind, on the home stretch I made a come back needing only a couple clays on the last stand to secure victory but what a disaster, I only managed a quacksaver on the last bird leaving the door wide open for Big Gay Al, he didn’t exactly take advantage but he did do enough to pip me at the post.
A dreary old Sunday here in Somerset 40 degrees and a thick fog ideal conditions to go clay shooting, so I picked Al up about 9:30 and we headed off to Springway Park Westonzoyland for a friendly 100 birds.
Dereck was on stunning form, it was a total surprise when he actually missed a clay, having a belter of a day for a total of 86/100
Big Gay Al on the other hand was mega shit, I have never seen some one shoot so shit, it is hard to put into words just how shit Al was, he shot shittier than a shitty thing that was shit for a miserable total of 56/100 (Okay you lot quit laughing you will hurt Al’s feelings)
Once again me and Big Gay Al are the uninvited, I did however hear that Baz was having a day’s entertainment with his wife, still paying for those Pilla shooting glasses I reckon.
So on a miserable rainy day interspersed with torrential downpours we headed to Springway Park Westonzoyalnd for 100 birds.
Turned out Big Gay Al’s Browning was no competition for the repaired Beretta and after the first stand was already seven clays behind, he managed to pull back a couple before once again I showed him how to shoot a couple of long distance crossers, Al finished so far behind I do not even think science has a name for the number.
Well this seems to have deteriorated into the Dereck & Big Gay Al show with no pictures, no scores, no fuck all from any one else. Anyway enough of this bitterness and onto the day’s shooting.
Some threatening clouds filled the sky but not to be deterred Me and Big Gay went for a quick friendly 100 birds at Springway Park Westonzoyland this morning.
I started well, Al started shit but by about a third of the way in Al had caught up and was beginning to trim out a bit of a lead, on the home stretch however Al’s pucker went and the rot set in, by close of play I had managed to pull back a five clay deficit and we finished all even on 75/100
Big Gay Al, Baz and myself went to Springway Park, Westonzoyland this morning for a friendly 100 birds. The weather started out shit raining quite appreciably but by part way through the first round it had stopped and was warming up to a point you had to strip down to shirt sleeves.
Baz came in first place as usual with 72/100
Big Gay Al waltzed into second place with 61/100
And I was shooting like a complete cock, worse than a beginner, worse than Andy Meerkat, even Stevie Wonder could have put in a better performance. I was shooting with a significant dis-advantage after my trusty Beretta 682 broke an ejector Wednesday evening I had to use my Browning Gold Hunter semi-auto
Todays used diaper is Dereck with a miserable 50/100
Shit morning here in the U.K, cloud, rain, wind, 50 degrees, all in all a great day for shooting so Baz, Big Gay Al and myself slunk off to Springway Park, Somerset for a friendly 100 birds on a Sunday morning
All went quite well for the first few stands and then I started to shoot like a right cock, Stevie Wonder could have hit more clays, I could have redeemed myself on the last stand in the second round but no, threw it all away on a couple easy quartering birds