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Dereck smells of victory at Woodspring Bay or is it B.O.?

Hi Guys

Wood spring Bay Shooting Ground at Wick St Lawrence on the Somerset coast was open today so Big Gay Al and myself went along for a friendly 100 birds

The usual mixture of easy, testing and WTF clays were put on by Trevor and his crew, we even had a tip from Bionic Finger to leave stand one tip last, so heeding his warning we headed for stand two

As has become the norm we both got off to a pretty good start with a couple of eights, then he got an eight, I got a seven, he was one up, I was one up and so on. Going into the last couple of stands we were all even but today unknown to me it was Al that was on a promise from Jane and he totally fucked up on an easy incommmer followed by a zippy little quartering riser, handing victory to me.

Dereck - Has been cured of his shitshooteritus
Dereck – Has been cured of his shitshooteritus
Today it's Al that takes the walk of shame
Today it’s Al that takes the walk of shame

Happy shooting

Dereck

Woodspring Bay Charity Shoot

Hi Guys

Today at Woodspring Bay  there was a charity shoot in memory of Sam, Dr John’s grandson, raising money for Cots For Tots and Above & Beyond. Naturally the shit shooters are always happy to contribute to a worthy cause especially when there is some shooting involved, so me and Big Gay Al  met up with Tony for some clay busting fun.

Dr John loading the finger of doom
Dr John loading the finger of doom or is he indicating the number of clays hit on the last stand

The main man Dr John sporting an exclusive pair of palm tree shooting glasses, the yellow lenses giving a superior optical enhancement under low light conditions.

Prize table
Prize table

Plenty of raffle prizes donated by shooters, never did find out how many cartridges in that jar, reckon there weren’t 158

Chillin' between rounds
Chillin’ between rounds

Time for a little BS between rounds

A pair of twiddlers
A pair of twiddlers

The twiddle brothers on stand one twiddling

Group Of ShootersWoodspring Bay Charity Shoot May 2016

I Can Smell The Bullshit Woodspring Bay Charity Shoot May 2016

 

Out On The Range Woodspring Bay Charity Shoot May 2016

Out on the ground

Alf looking dangerous
Alf looking dangerous

Alf

Bionic finger dusting clays
Bionic finger dusting clays

Terry making light work of stand one, must have been all that twiddling

If a smile could break a fly Al would get a straight every time
If a smile could break a clay Al would get a straight every time

Big Gay Al looking rather pleased with himself

Tony starring the clay down
Tony – These clays better break or the equal rights commission will hear of it

Tony breaking clays with an intense stare

And I guess that just leaves today’s backed up sewer

Dereck hitting the sky with another shot
Dereck hitting the sky with another shot

Yep it’s me again, seem to have hit into a spell of shit shooting

Happy shooting

Dereck

 

 

 

The My shit don’t stink trio made my ass bleed

Hi Guys

Earlier this morning I received an official invite from the My shit don’t stink trio (Baz, Andy and Terry) to Woodspring Bay Shoot, Wick St Lawrence, Somerset for a friendly 100 birds.

I Mr B Hill am formally giving you an invite to ye old woodspring bay today at 11.30am approx. Ye would be nice If you would grace the shooting ground with your presence

How could I possibly refuse an invite like that?

Well it was three against one from the minute I arrived, it appears there is a little known rule from near the back pages of the shit shooters rule book that states “He/she who arrives last, shoots first”.

So I bravely entered the first stand and with a quiver in my voice gingerly asked to “see a pair”, a couple of quartering crossers.  Hhmm, not too hard to start with I thought, how wrong could you be? Walked off with 7/10. I am sure things will get better, I always start slow.

Things didn’t get better, every stand I slipped further behind, I was in the presence of shooting greatness, one by one the My shit don’t stink trio entered the stands and one by one they fucked me up the ass with a hedgehog. They were like robots programmed to bust clays, smashing them with impunity.

Yep I was today’s dangleberry

I might have come last but I sure looked cool doing it
I might have come last but I sure looked cool doing it

Who doesn’t love a bloiw job?

I heard he is real cheap as well
I heard he is real cheap as well

Happy shooting

Dereck